Batman POV
As I predicted its a slow night two hours out and we have only stopped twenty crimes of various genres. Robin is doing well, keeping his anger and killer instinct at bay. So far I have not seen nightwing, and red robin. Wonder where they are. "Robin movement in the alley", I said. He's still getting the hang of silent codes so I opt for telling him until he gets them down. I hold up 4 fingers to signify that there are four muggers. And we swoop in. Just let robin go in first he needs the experience I don't. After robin took them out we called the police and we waited for them to get here. Robin also needs experience in working with the police so he is going to deal with them.
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Father is making me take care of these petty police officers. I can't believe I have to talk to these people. But if it makes father somewhat happy I shall do it, with contempt. They drive up to the curb and then walk into the alleyway. I am about to tell them what they should do and leave when I see a black and blue Kevlar coated body hang down beside me and I hear a +click+ then eerie cackling as the figure is gone from my side. That was weird.
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So I led B and R into a false sense of security before my strike, when it was just robin I was to tempted and had to do it then. It was perfect and I don't think he even knew it was me. Well might as well tell red and hood that it was a success. "Hey, guys I got robin" I was talking to them over our com's and I knew I probably sounded like really excited and hyper but I was so why hide it right. "Hope it's a good one of the little brat" I heard jason say in my ear. "Just come back to base so we can see it" Tim said. And of course I already was so I didn't really need to answer besides I was already imagining what the next few weeks would be like. I came up with one word. Blissful.
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I'm back in the base Tim set up for the three of us. "Heeeeeey guys I got a good ole one of Dami" I said. "Well wiz get this thing up on the screen" jason said to tim. Tim motioned for the small device that I was holding and then plugged it into his computer "there it is, gentleman" tim said his voice holding a gloating tone as he grinned with glee at the screen. "I have to say Dick I'm liking this plan more and more" jason said a smile on his lips as he too stared at the screen. I felt the evil grin creeping onto my face and didn't try to stop it one bit. "This my brothers is only the beginning" I let an evil cackle loose and soon jason and Tim had joined me in my maniacal laughter. As we all looked on in glee at the screen which had a selfie of me and robin on it. Robin with one of the most funniest looks ever on his face mouth slack eyes half closed I mean the kind of picture you wouldn't let live. And it was going on the internet.
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AN. Hey anybody who has read this we find out what the devilish plan is but if you still don't get it don't worry you will. Don't see why you wouldn't though. If anybody has any ideas just tell me because this really has no plot just came up with it from the picture of Duck taking a selfie with batman. So yea.
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selfie [ON HIATUS]
Fanfictionthere are some moments that are just meant to be taken a picture of right. well nightwing red robin and red hood decide to play a prank on ole bats and Rob (damien). you know just to "lighten them up". definitely not to annoy them or get revenge on...