My Life As An 8th Grader

How The Hell Could My Day Get Worse

          My day began off horrid when a girl randomly slaps me, calls me a pervert, and runs off when i had just gotten too school. I asked my friend Christian " what the ABSOLUTE HELL was that for? Do you even know her?" I asked 

           Christian replied " No but her ass was nice."

           " Is that all you think about is a nice piece of ass? and maybe you should go ask her what that was for instead of staring at her ass!" Christian is my best friend from kindergarten up to 8th grade. and yes he was always this pervy but he's good at helping me get out of shit with the ladies.  

          " When do I not get you out of shit with people for things you didn't do." Christian said walking towards the girl that slapped me.

         As I watched Christian walk off to go see what she slapped me for my girlfriend walked up to me. " Well hello July." pronounced as Juley " What's going on." Well she wasn't actually my girlfriend but were both trying to get comfortable with each other.

          " What was that about?"July asked

          " Well I actually don't know." I said " But for one thing I know is Christian is probably going to get me out of it." 

          " Jacob when are you ever not getting in trouble." July said 

          " I don't know." I replied while watching Christian make the girl smile, blush, and laugh. When I had noticed how the sun was perfectly shining on July making her hair almost a light brown while it's usually black and her almond and green eyes pop out more attractively than  normal. But all in all her standing there with me talking she just was perfect with the books in her hand standing on the stairs to the entrance to the class rooms that looked like it might've been Greek at one point.

          " Jacob? Jacob?" July said realizing that I was staring at her.

          " Hm! What? Sorry what were you saying I was kind of in  a daze thinking about y-.

          " Hey guys." Christian said surprising me " Well Jacob apparently a girl told her you were looking at her butt." 

           " Who?" I said 

           " Her." Christian said while pointing to a girl. 

           " Ugh!" I said realizing who he was pointing at. " Why does it always have to be Kia. She's always picking on guys who she doesn't like." Kia is said like Kai-yah

           " Probably because she wants everybody to hate you." July said as the three of us walked up the flight of stairs because the morning bell rang.

           As we went into the classroom the bell rang with a long " Bong bong bing." " Do you remember when the three of us were outside at the gazebo when the bell rang and we almost didn't hear it ring so we had to rush through the halls to get to this very classroom." I said wheezing heavily from running.

          " Yeah we were running so fast the teacher thought you were having a seizure, asthma, and a heart attack."   July said smiling and blushing a little " After that we were laughing so hard when we saw her face after telling her this is normal for you." 

          " Totally hilarious, that day was ." Christian said half dazed and staring at a girls ass so big that if he were to see it bare he would feint.

          " Dude you wouldn't." I said smiling devilishly with half of my mouth to my ear.

          " Oh I would. I'll be right back. Meet Me after class." Christian said walking in the girls direction