"Hello! May I take your order?"
I stared at the beautiful maiden who was standing on the opposite side of the counter.
'She's so hot that she can make butter melt.' I thought as I stared.
I kept staring at the girl in front of me but stopped when I heard someone shout.
"MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?!?!" She shouted. I felt hurt. Not because she yelled but because some hot coffee splashed on me.
"Lol woew dats one hawt drinck u has dere!" I said to the owner of the very hot drink.
I went to the restroom to dry off. When I went in there it smelled like turd nuggets. That's when I looked in the stall and saw a thingy thing.
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"Oh hello there!" It said. It looked like something that did stuff.
"And hello to you!" I said as I stared at it.
She was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life.
We got married 3 weeks later.
The End
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Many Things x Many Things
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