To All EXO haters, this is for you. To exostans, you can read this also just for entertainment. :D Enjoy. :
Say EXO members are gay?
- I’ll show you Tao. He’ll wushu you.
Say EXO members are ugly?
- I’ll show you Luhan and make you jealous of how Luhan is forever prettier than you.
Say EXO members are not cute?
- I’ll show you Baekhyun. How cute is he.
Say EXO are only for small eyes?
- I’ll show you how big D.O’s eyes are. They are BIG.
Say EXO members are untalented?
- Wow,this one is quite a lot ..
~ Lay and Chanyeol know how to play the guitar.
~ Baekhyun and Lay know how to play the piano.
~ Xiumin can do dolphin notes.
~ Tao has won May Wushu Championship.
~ Baekhyun knows Hapkido.
~ Kris can speaks Multiply languages.
Say EXO don’t know how to sing properly?
- I’ll call Chen to sing in your face.
Say EXO are not rich?
- Don’t worry , we’ve got Suho , a portable bank.
Say EXO all have very dark skin tone?
- Suho will blind you with his skin.
Say EXO don’t know how to play sports?
- I’ll show you Tao, Kris, Luhan and Xiumin’s basketball and football skills.
Say EXO very glum or not cheerful?
- I’m very glad to have Chanyeol thrown at your face.
Say EXO cannot dance?
- Well, I bet Kai can shake his ass better than you. * shrugs *
Say EXO not sexy?
- This one , ehh ? * cough cough * * whispers * Have you seen Kai’s chocolate abs ? LMAO xDD
Say EXO are not popular?
- Psst , to tell you , at least they’re more popular than you , ok! xp
Say EXO are crazy?
- Ya!!! Have you seen their ‘Sasaeng Fans’ ?
Say EXO are not caring?
- Go be a ghost in the ghost house during winter and Chen will pass you hot-packs.
Say EXO are not musician?
- They wrote their own song you know ?
Say EXO cannot draw ?
- Haven’t you heard about the oh so famous Kriscasso ?
Say EXO’s album sucks ?
- Oh Please !!~ Million album seller here.
(ctto)
~'admin Red 2 :D
