Harry and I walked to the park, which is literally right in our front yard, like 3 feet away, to meet everybody.
Nobody was there.
At 2:30 nobody came.
"I thought I told them the tour starts at 3 and we need to meet 30 minutes before then! Didn't I Harry!" I said.
"Uh-huh." He replied.
"Yeah. I did. And they're still not here!" I screamed.
"Sugar. The doctor said you need to keep your anger under control."
"Well, Dubbie lives on the South side of town, Krys lives on the West, which is the bad side of town , and I don't plan on flying to either!"
I live on the rich, North side of town because I'm the mayor.
"Look! Here they come!" Harry shouted.
All of them were flying towards us.
Niall was carrying a bag of some sort, Krys was carrying a cooler, and Dubbie was carrying Niall, who looked angry.
"Hey guys, I brought a cooler full of tubs of ice cream!" Krys said.
"Of course you did, Krys." I said.
"I brought a bag of mashed potatoes because they might not have it at the tour. But SOMEBODY doesn't want me to bring it." Niall said.
"I told you to stick with the cheese that EVERYBODY will be eating!" Dubbie yelled.
"We should probably go." George said.
It was quiet.
"Shut the hell up, George." I said.
It was silent again.
"Let's go, sillies!" I cheered.
We all shouted in excitement.
"Shit!" I screamed as I stretched my wings out. (We're all Pegasi and Dubbie's an Allicorn.)
"Sugar!" Harry yelled grabbing onto me.
"What's wrong?" Dubbie said.
"I snapped my fucking wing! That's what's wrong, you fucking dumbass!" I screeched.
"Calm yo tits, Sugar! I have a wing sling in my attic. Brb!" Dubbie said before flying back to her house.
When she came back and put my wing in the wing sling I said,
"Now what? I can't fly to Cloudsdale."
"We'll just meet you there." Niall said.
"Like hell! Nobody's leaving me! If you leave me, I will continuously kill all of your generations! Your kids, your kids' kids, your-" I started.
"Ok! Geez! Chill." Dubbie said.
"I know!" Krys said. "We can take the train!"
"Shut up, Krys." We all said.
"C'mon guys, think." I said.
"I know!" Harry said. "We can take the train!"
"Great idea, Harry! You're such a genius! I'm gonna make you tons of tacos and crumpets when we get home!" I said.
"Well, let's head to the train!" Dubbie yelled.
We cheered while walking to the Ponyville train station.
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Friendship is a Freaking Messed Up Thing~ Sugar
Hayran KurguBased on the show My Little Pony, 6 friends go on a lot of messed up adventures all in their hometown, Ponyville. Narrated me, Sugar Dough.