"Johnnn, get off meeee...." Alex sighed sleepily.
"No. Come to bed and stop writing. The page limit was 3 and you've exceeded by seven pages," I whined tugging on a strand of Alexander's hair. He sighed once more.
"I wanna finish this and pass with flying colors."
"Well what am I supposed to do without you--" Then I was cut off.
"Hire a samurai." he said simply.
"What?"
"Hire. A. Samurai."
"Are you on tumblr right now?"
"Yes."
"I'm deleting your tumblr and twitter if you don't go to bed."
"Much threat, too threatening, wow cute."
"Aleeeeexxxxx...."
"You've heard of go to bed now get ready for... Staying up on tumblr."
"Boy."
"NOOT NOOT."
"ALEXANDER!"
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All Lafayette and Hercules heard was loud "NOOT NOOT"s from the other side of the phone line when they tried to call John.
"ALEXANDER SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO BED!" John yelled and the penguin noises stopped.
"Got to go, this'll be my last chance before the memes start again--"
"WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN--"
"FUCK."
Then John hung up.
"What the fick happened?" Laf asked with a look of horrow on his face.
"Fick?"
"Fick."
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this kid is non-stop (continuation) <<completed>>
FanficThis is a continuation. It's continued from jankjank2006 (with their permission of course) who had discontinued it 😢. But now you get more from here so yay! Anyway... onto the original description... lams college au "i need somewhere to stay."
