The Neighbors //Eddsworld x Fem! reader//

New friendships

        "And I call this one little Tom!" Matt showed you a cymbal playing monkey with much excitement. You giggled at how childish he was. You had been in Matt's room with him showing you his entire novelty toy collection for about an hour now. As Matt put his cymbal playing monkey 'little Tom' away ready to bring out more novelty toys, you heard more bickering and the sound of stuff breaking coming from downstairs. You groaned in annoyance. Matt walked up to you to show you another novelty toy when he noticed your upset expression. "What's wrong (Y/N)?" Matt asked a little bit concerned.

"I hate when people fight", you sighed thinking of when your parents would argue and you would get between them.

"Oh, why?" Matt asked curiously. Memories seemed to flash through your mind as he said that.

"N-no reason" you said trying to cover the fact you were panicked just by thinking about your parents.

"Okay, can you wait here for a moment I forgot something downstairs" he said as he left the room in a hurry. You then sighed a heavy sigh as the argument coming from the living room continued on only silencing for a few moments before growing loud once again. You heard Matt walking up the stairs. When he came back into the room he came back with a big full plate of a variety of cookies.

"I thought these might help, since you looked a little sad." Matt said with a bright smile.

"Thanks Matt!" You said cheerfully this seemed to make him smile even bigger than before.

"Want to go watch 'The Children' with everyone else!" Matt said and before you could answer he pulled you out of his room and out to the living room.

You chuckled "okay let's go to the living room", you said even though you were both already there. Matt sat down next to Edd on the end so you had to sit next to Tord on the other end in the middle of him and Tom sitting in the who were arguing.

"Commie!" Tom yelled his face red and flask and Smirnoff bottle in hand.

(A/n I put spaces between the slurred words so they are easier to read)

"Jehovah's witness!" Tord snapped back in a thick Norwegian accent, it was hot you gave him that.

"Hentai freak!" Tom quickly replied works slurred.

"Oh yeah well your a-" Tord got cut of by Edd throwing an empty cola can at him. "Ow, Edd!" 

"Behave, we have a guest over and you two are acting like chickens who just got there heads cut off!" Edd tried his best with the last part but it didn't work really well, and you laughed. Then Tom shot a glare at you.

"What's so funny!?" He was drunk, and while you can handle yourself with most situations, this was not one of them.

--Tord's POV--

"What's so funny!?" Classic stupid Tom got drunk again. Even better he got drunk while the NEW NEIGHBOR was over.

"U-um", (Y/N) looks nervous, but why? It's just a drunk Tom he isn't that scary.

"What's so Funny!?!?" He then smashed his Smirnoff bottle onto the floor, (Y/N) jumped. Okay then

"Tom calm down." Edd said as soothing as possible

"Fuck you Edd!" He is starting to get on my nerves. He . He grabbed a Smirnoff bottle and was about to make it come crashing down on (Y/N)'s head, but I grabbed his hand before it could be used as a murder weapon. I grabbed the bottle out of his hand and threw it to the other end of the room smashing it to bits. Probably not the brightest idea since well its glass. But no one was hurt it was okay I guess. 

"Tom! What the hell is wrong with you?!" I yelled at him then I noticed (Y/N) crying into my hoodie and trembling. I got up and carried (Y/N) bridle style to my room.

--Edd's POV-- 

"Tom! What the hell is wrong with you!" He then just stormed off with (Y/N) shaking in his arms.

"Stupid goddamn commie" Tom mumbled then taking a long swig from his flask. She hasn't even been here for two hours and they already made her cry. Idiots.