(Y/N) walked around the Mushroom Kingdom on a stormy day. Suddenly a guy that looked like an edgy Luigi jumped out. He grabbed your hand. "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But I am a dingus, so have my babies." He said.
You smiled and said, "Okay but only if you use protection." He nodded so you went to Mario and Luigi's house.
When you finished 'doing the do' you walked out with him and kissed. "Move in with me." He said. You nodded and he grinned and pulled you into the room again for round two.
During that round Luigi walked in and screamed as his innocent eyes were violated. Looking up you motioned for him to join and he tore off his clothes, swan diving onto the bed.
<Meanwhile in another castle>
Mario started to pull on his overalls. Hm, I wonder what Luigi and (Y/N) are doing? He thought.
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