Person: Roses are red, Pickles are green, I like your legs, what's in between?
Me: *clears throat*
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Try this again,
And I will punch you,
I'm trying to be nice but you're getting on my nerves,
I think you should know,
That I don't like pervs.
*flips hair and walks away*
A/N: Idk why I added the 'clears throat' and 'flips hair and walks away' part, I thought it was funny
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Comebacks to Pick-up lines
HumorHave u ever had someone say an incredibly cheesy, annoying, stupid pickup line to you? In dis book you can find comebacks that'll shut that person up. Highest rating: #20 in useful
