bad luck always starts with the left shoe

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Alright. Now, before we start getting too comfy here, I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself.

1. I am a sexy bitch.

2. I am a ginger to-be ninth grader.

3. I have fire in my heart and ice in my veins.

4. I'm 5'4" and I could still fuck your girl.

5. I like cussing. It's not that noticeable compared to my dad though.

6. I love alternative.

7. I can't ride a bike.

8. My name is Cain Tobias Morrison. Why my parents named me after the first murderer, I have no clue.

9. I think I might be in love with my best friend.

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 09, 2014 ⏰

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