Everyone is aware of the many God's and Deities that exist and to some extent some of the more obscure ones as well.
Now only recently there has been a bit of a furore in the realms were all the various God's and Deities live all because of Authors that have a liking for either leaving readers hanging or letting their chapters end abruptly.
Due to the havoc caused by these authors it was causing untold trouble as no-one new who these authors worshipped at all with the original thought being Loki however that was quashed as even Loki wanted nothing to do with them.
With Loki ruled out someone had the bright idea of suggesting the Kitsune and said maybe better not tell them about it. Now this idea everyone seemed to like that is until the Kitsune found out that is.
Well let's just say you thought a 9 tail fox was lethal and scary, you ain't seen nothing yet. It was Loki who happened to tell the Kitsune about this as he new not to mess with the Kitsune especially after the last prank he pulled against them had him being chased by a hoard of ghostly wolf pups with noses colder than ln2.
In this realm there existed a Kitsune that had 18 tails of various fluffiness all of which had such a cute and cuddly look to them, to say he was pissed about this was an understatement as it appeared that everytime that a new God or Deities was needed he ended up with a new freaking tail.
So in a preemptive move he decided to get a little bit of revenge so with the other Kitsune they created the new God themselves. This God was created similar to a Kitsune however with only 1 tail however what a sexy tail it was.
Picture a tail that was 3 times thicker than a normal Kitsune tail when wet however when dry it fluffed up to monumental preparations I am talking so soft and fluffy you could park a 4 trailer road train behind it and not see it.
So with that out of the way the Kitsune named the new God Cliffy and if you are wondering now why sometimes an author does multiple cliff hangers let me put it this way Cliffy doesn't need magical powers all because of one simple fact.
Static electricity is why can you imagine the unholy amount of static electricity generated by cliffies massive fluffy tail and what it would feel like getting zapped by it, well that is now why an author does it, also as soon as an author does a cliffhanger they are automatically assigned to him.
Now if you will excuse me I am off as I am going to play with this cute fluffy tail, oh such fluffiness, stroke stroke stroke .... ZAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP argh whimper whimper.
