"Closer"- Chain Smokers Feat- Halsey Parody

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Hey, remember me, you said I was your issue

You called me ugly and that's not cool , but its okay

Hey, I'm telling you  I said bye

Cause I hope I never see you again

I know you hate me for it

Moved in your house, with the roaches

And you said get away from me

Now your uglier than the guy on 5th street

And I'm laughing

And I can't stop

So girl get away from me

Cause I know you have HIV

From a random guy

I know you're freaking horny

from me being here

And from that guy right over there

You are so freaking ugly

you are so freaking ugly

you are so freaking ugly

You look so much worse than the day I met you

I was so happy when you left me, I was finally free

Then you got that HIV thing

That you got from the guy, okay

I know you're so freaking ugly

Cause I know you have HIV

From a random guy

And that's so horrible

And I now I'm cruel

But I can't stop

Cause I know you have HIV

From a random guy

I know you're freaking horny

From me being here

And that guy right over there

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

Cause I know you have HIV

From a random guy

I know you're freaking horny

From me being here

And from that guy right over there

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

You are so freaking ugly

No, you'll never be as pretty as me

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NO CHICKENS WERE HURT IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PARODY


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⏰ Last updated: Mar 09, 2017 ⏰

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