Homo from SAO - Kirito x Male!Reader

Chapter One: Chicken

Third Person POV

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The 1's and 0's made their pretty scene outside of (Y/N)'s home. Perfect, right? The sun was setting, the sky changing from orange and purple to a dark blue-ish black. He was drawing and singing a song that He knew from outside this virtual death trap. He liked to draw swords and shields and logos should he form some type of clan. He didn't know why he drew such things, they just clicked to him.

The boy then heard his stomach growl, and he sighed. "Damn..." He said aloud, remembering he had to grab some materials for food. He looked outside, the sky now dark. He got up from his bed and lightly tossed his sketchbook onto his nightstand. He wasn't really dressed for going outside, so he grabbed some clothes, specifically some comfortable ones. He stepped outside and locked his door, finally setting out.

-Time Skip, brought you by the gayest anime you've ever seen, sorry if this isn't good so far.-

As he reached the shop, he realized he should've brought a coat. He stepped in, and very little people were there. He went to grab some chicken and something to drink.

He paid the cashier, and he realized he had no more space in his inventory, so he decided to carry the bag of chicken.

He walked out and began the walk back to his house. He had to take the woods because it was shorter and he was getting a bit tired.

As he was walking, he heard the sound of leaves rattling, and he turned from side to side, looking around cautiously.

"I...." A voice prolonged.

He turned toward the voice and something jumped at him, yelled "GOTCHA!"

He yelped and hit the figure on the side of the head with the chicken, and it hissed in pain.

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Your POV

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"Oh my god! I'm sorry!" I yelled, kneeling down to help the person.

"Ah, it's fine." He groaned, sitting up and holding the side of his head.

He helped him up and the boy shook his head. "Name's Kirito. An-"

"WHAT?" I yelled. He gave me a startled look. "I JUST HIT THE SIDE OF YOUR HEAD WITH A BAG OF FUCKING CHICKEN AND THEN YOU GREET ME?"

"Gosh, sorry, man." The boy scratched behind his neck, and looked down as I sighed.

"Sorry," I said, I felt kinda bad. "What are you doing out here anyway?" I asked. He did try to tackle me, so he must be out for someone else.

Someone comes from the opposite side, panting. It's a girl.

"Where were you? I was waiting behind a tree when I heard you. What happened?" She asked.

"Oh, he hit me on the side of my head with a bag of chicken." The boy said, and I looked at the girl awkwardly.

She looked at him and shook her head while looking down. "I-I'm sorry, uh..."

"(Y/N). (F/N) (L/N)." You put your hand out and shook it. "You?"

"I'm Asuna." She replied, and I smiled.

"So, what're you doing out? It's kinda dangerous, that bag of chicken can't protect you from everything." Kirito spoke, and I glared at him.

"I went to grab some food, my house is down that way," I point north, and he nods.

"Well, we'll come with you, to...uh, protect you and stuff." He replied, showing off a bit of bravery while Asuna glared at him and shook her head.