Friendship is a Freaking Messed Up Thing~ Sugar

Chapter 6

We stood in front of the huge doors of the Cheesecake Factory, staring at the remarkable gold colors and designs.

I sighed before giving the doors a light push. They seemed to open easier than I thought.

"Welcome to the Cheesecake Factory, would you and your friends like a sample of American cheese, Swiss cheese, cheesecake, provolone cheese, or cheesy apple pie?" A worker spoke too fast as we entered the building.

I read her name tag. Janice. Who the fuck would purposefully name their kid Janice. Unless her parents were drunk or high when they named her, they really have no excuse for that.

"Uh, cheesecake for me." I said.

"Cheesy apple pie!" Harry and Niall yelled.

"American cheese, please." George said.

"Cheesecake!" Dubbie screamed. "Or cupcakes, if you have them."

"Can I have one of everything?" Krys said.

"She'll have nothing." Dubbie said. "Wouldn't want to get a muffin top, would we now, Krys?"

"You know what, Dubbie!" Krys shouted, attempting to grab at Dubbie's hair while Harry and Niall held her back.

"Krys! Dubbie! We don't want to be kicked out of ANOTHER place now would we? No! We wouldn't! So shut the fuck up and stay away from each other for a bit!" I screeched.

I often have to act like the mother of the 5 of them. I already have wrinkles under my eyes. They literally weigh me down, but I use my special wrinkle cream product that I have imported to my house from Tanzania.

Besides that, many people think I'm like 40 years old or something. I'm 20! Like what the hell! But anyways...

Dubbie grabbed her sample cup and stormed over to a GINORMOUS gold fountain containing a waterfall of cream cheese frosting. Floating in the frosting was cream cheese frosted cupcakes so I'm guessing Dubbie went to get a bunch.

As we began to walk away from Janice, she said,

"Oh, I almost forgot!" She searched around in her apron pocket before pulling out a scanner. "Tickets?"

We all gave her them to scan and called Dubbie over to do it to.

"These are high class tickets so you can tour today, then come back and tour again tomorrow." Janice said.

"Cool!" We all yelled.

"If you want, there's a Cloudsdale Motel just down the street. You can stay there and come back if you don't live in Cloudsdale." Janice said.

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At the motel

"Harry! Niall! Stop rough housing!" I screamed as Harry and Niall wrestled on one of the motel beds.

Just then, Niall jumped on the bed, causing Harry to bounce and hit the low ceiling. Dry wall crumbled and spread all over the bed.

I looked up and saw a HUGE hole in the ceiling.

"You stupid mother fuckers! What did you think you were going to accomplish by continuing to fucking rough house, when I said stop! Bet you didn't think you were gonna make a huge ass fucking hole in the god damn ceiling!" I screeched at the top of my lungs.

It was silent.

The only sound was me breathing heavily in anger.

"We're leaving." I said low, but growly to show how angry I was.

Everyone stood there staring like a bunch of deaf dumb asses.

"NOW!!!" I screamed.

Everyone rushed to gather their stuff. As we were about to leave the room I said,

"Wait! Where are the fucking tickets!"

Everyone looked around in confusion before saying one by one,

"I don't have them." Niall said.
"I thought, uh, Krys had them." Dubbie said.
"Haven't seen them." Harry said.

I glanced to the side table by the destroyed bed and noticed a coffee mug tipped over. I walked over and saw... THE TICKETS! COVERED IN COFFEE!

No. It was an ice scream tub. Pony Tracks. The tickets were covered in Pony Tracks ice cream!

"KRYS DAVISON! YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I screeched.

She bolted out the door. I chased her. Probably for a solid hour. All around Cloudsdale.

Just as I was about to catch up with her, she fell through a cloud. Huh?

"Sugar! That's a sewer!" Harry yelled.

Suddenly, I fell too.

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I woke up. I was in mine and Harry's bed. What?

"Hey, babe. You awake?" Harry asked.

"What?" I replied.

"Looks like you are! After you and Krys fell, we brought you home and decided we shan't go back to Cloudsdale."

"Ok- wait. Is shan't even a word?"

"I don't know. I got it off of iCarly. It was fun working with them-"

"Ok ok. I get it."

"Ok... Hey! Guess what?"

"What?"

"I saved two of the Cheesecake Factory tickets! I was thinking we could use them to go on a romantic date!"

"Harry! You romantic! That sounds amazing!"

He leaned in to kiss me and just when our lips almost touched we heard,

"PDA!"

"Get out of here, Dubbie!" I shouted. "You too, Niall!"

"Aww! But you guys are such love birds!" Dubbie said.

"I SAID GET OUT!" I screamed. My anger got the best of me.

They door shut quickly.

Harry was about to continue what he was doing before I said,

"Oh hey! What happened to Krys?"

He sighed with impatience.

"She got a broken collarbone, fractured skull, 3 cracked ribs, a dislocated arm and leg... shall I go on?" Harry said.

"Nope. Nobody gives a flying fuck about Krys!" I said.

We cracked up with laughter before making out for the rest if the day.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE~

Well, that's the end of the Cheesecake Factory story. BTW, from here on, each chapter is going to be a different episode unless I say there will be more parts to it! Just FYI!!! Enjoy the next one! :) :D <3