what a fucking shithead

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There's this fucking shithead who always has this hose with him.

I don't know where its is getting all this water but it's always wet as hell.

There can be 300000 grass areas green as fuck, needing no water, and the hose won't skip one of them and spray them all!

It's really fucking annoying especially since we're in a drought (California) but this hose just won't stop being wet.

So this fucking shithead just takes this hose everywhere he goes so he can always be satisfied when he's hot.

He does know we're in a drought.
He does know the hose is a bitch

Yet he still fucking walks around with that wet thing.
It's because he's a fucking shithead.

And all shits gotta be flushed down with water.

what a fucking shithead

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