Aries: Breaking someones nose.
Taurus: Ordered a dozen pizzas on the principles credit card.
Gemini: changed there grades in there teachers computer.
Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid witch .
Leo: Got caught watching markiplyer pole dancing in class.
Virgo: Hacked the schools WiFi and disabled fireballs.
Libra: snuck vodca in a water bottle into class and threw up.
Scorpio: Stalking there cute teacher outside of school.
Sagittarius: brought there cat into school and it scratched someone.
Capricorn: had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall.
Aquarius: threatened someone with a pair of scissors.
Pisces: pulled the fire alarm to get out of a test they didn't study for.