A [crap] Mythology

STILL IN PROGRESS/ UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

In the beginnging there was nothing but rocks...

Cain the god of the Earth and the Heavens. 

Cain created the earth and everything on it. He began with the waters, from the waters he brought forth land. He created the animals, humans, and the vegetation, to feed the animals and humans. His favorite creation was corn.

Sahrara the goddess of monsters.

Sahrara created monsters. She created sirens, vampires, werewolves, mermaids, and demons. All these creaures were immortal. Sirens and Mermaid seduced man and lured them to their dens. The Sirens and Mermaids then ate man. Vampires and Werewolves hunted man. Vampires bit and sucked blood and Werewolves just devoured them. Sahrara was pleased with her creations. 

Mhane the ruler of the underworld.

Mhane ruled the damned place, watching over the helpless souls who were sent there. Mhane and Sahrara were in love and Mhane married Sahrara, she ruled along side Mhane, allowing him to use her creations as he pleased. Mhane made demons trick humans so he could have more souls to rule over.

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Cain was unhappy that was Sahrara ans Mhane were tempting his creations. So he sent angels from his heavenly domain to help free the humans from damnation. Angels taught the humans how to fight using material from the earth, introducing to them gold, silver and other elements. They taught them how to craft these elements as to kill the evil creatures. Once the humans were well prepared the angels left, but having been there so long they had interbred with them, creating another immortal creature, the humans were unaware of this. The humans began fighting against Sahrara's creations. Mhane promised them power if they stopped fighting and offered sacrifice. So the humans accepted the offer and Mhane created the Bermuda Triangle, that is where all sacrifices must me taken. The humans lived this way for thounds of years. The humans over time brought fewer sacrfices, forgetting the deal they had with Mhane. The immortals grew impatient and started war on the humans again, but this time Cain sent his most special warrior angel, Asstiel, to help. Asstiel recruited all the crossbreeds and told them they were immortals because of the angels mating with the humans.

Asstiel began training the Kuma's, the angel crossbreeds, to kill the immortals. Once the Kuma's were ready Asstiel lead them into battle that lasted hundreds of years. At last the immortals surrendered under Mhane's orders. The Kuma's made the immortals promise to live peasefully among the humans. The immortals agreed. Most of the Kuma's were taken up into the Heavenly kingdom, few were left in case the immortals attacked again. 

Mortals told the story of these battles to their children. They stressed the importance of farming in order to repay Cain for sending help. The harvest was set to be a sacrifical offering to Cain. Cain was pleased with his followers, the Coran. Cain sent the seasons for the Coran and told them to harvest in the third season, Fall, and to plant in the first season, Spring. He warned them of the hot days of Summer and the freezing days of Winter. The Earth lived in peace, until Mhane declared war on Cain. 

Mhane was sick and tired of Cain. Cain saved all the sould of the mortals and Mhanes rule was very small. The mortals nevre had anything bad happen to them because they were so loyal to Cain, so Mhane started tempting mortals himself. He told them Cain was tricking them and that he, Mhane, was the true way to everlasting life. Mortals, being easily influenced, believed Mhane and started worshipping him. He gave them special "prayers" to say to him, these prayers allowed demons to posses mortals. Cain became furious, sending Asstiel down to Earth again. Asstiel had a message, a way to get the demons out. It is called an exorcism; the one Asstiel trusted the humans with is;

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio

infernalis adversarii, omnis legio,

omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.

Ergo draco maledicte

et omnis legio diabolica adjuramus te.

cessa decipere humanas creaturas,

eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.

Vade, Satana, inventor et magister

omnis fallaciae, hostis humanae salutis.

Humiliare sub potenti manu dei,

contremisce et effuge, invocato a

nobis sancto et terribili nomine,

quem inferi tremunt.

Ab insidiis diaboli, libera nos, Domine.

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio

infernalis adversarii,omnis legio,

omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.

Ergo draco maledicte

et omnis legio diabolica

adjuramus te.

Cessa decipere humanas creaturas,

eisque aeternae Perditionis venenum propinare.

Ut Ecclesiam tuam secura tibi facias libertate servire

te rogamus, audi nos.

 Introducing to them a new language. It expelled the demons from the mortals but some people remained loyal to Mhane. This battle will carry on for the rest of forever.