Survival tips for N.E.S.T rookies

Rules 1-20

1. Be aware of the parking area with any black GMC'S.
Ironhide likes to honk his horn when distracted rookies pass by with coffee.

2. The Autobots should not be looked upon as behavioral role models under ANY circumstance.

3. Just because you saw it on Mythbusters doesn't mean you should try it at the base, regardless of Ironhide's suggestions.

4. "Ironhide did it!" is never a reasonable excuse.

5. Contrary to popular belief, Optimus Prime does have a sense of humor. He also has a temper. You have been warned.

6.If you end up lost in another universe, please remain calm amd do not panic. We might not be able to retrieve you right away, but we are working on it.

7. Please do not encourage Sideswipe by giving him a list of pranks you have pulled of successfully. He's known as the Speeding Prankster and will either repeat the pranks exactly, or put a whole new twist on them. Headquarters has taken enough damage as it is and we can not take the time to fix them.

8. Please don't sit on the hoods of Autobot ' while their in vehicle mode. We will not be held responsible for any of your injuries if they 'accidently' throw you off.

9. No, the Autobot ' have not encountered a Xenomorph or a Predator during their travels across the universe. Stop asking.

10. Halloween does not mean that you can come to work dressed as your favorite Autobot. Or your favorite Decepticon either...

11. What Wheeljack considers a good idea is not nessasarily a good idea in the eyes of your superiors.

12. Getting involved in a drinking game with Rodimus is absolutely prohibited. Optimus Prime, or N.E.S.T, will not be held responsible for anyone getting hurt from "embarrassing" stunts.

13. Please do not give the young Lennox child (Annabelle) any paint supplies without supervision as to where, and on whom, she may use them on. While Ironhide and Optimus may be tolerant of it, other bots not so much.

14. No matter how funny it is,do not refer to Ironhide as 'The Tooth Fairy'. People laugh with you, but no one will be saving you from the very angry weapons specialist.

15. Remember, just because their in alt. mode doesn't mean they can't hear what you're saying. In fact, they hear everything your saying...

16. Don't ever attempt to play hide and seek with Mirage. He always cheats,and he always wins.

17. If a human talks to you in the same voice and authority as Optimus Prime, DO NOT MOCK HIM. Most Autobots have aquired human holoforms, and disrespecting your superior is never a good thing in any situation.

18. Whatever you do, don't call any of the Autobots am 'it'. The reason should not have to be explained.

19. Flirting with the Autobots might not be a good idea, so do so at your own risk.

20. The closed circuit TV cameras we have at base are of extremely good quality. We can clearly see who you are and what you are doing in the corridors.