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Jacob's POV

Troye Sivan is now following you.

"Who's Troye Sivan?"

I tapped the message button.

Send a message

Jacobbix: Who are you?

Troyesivan: troye

Jacobbix: Well. Yes. I see that part.

Troyesivan: then why did you ask???

Jacobbix: Idk. That's just something people do.

Troyesivan: that literally makes no sense.

Troyesivan: but watever

Troyesivan: *whatever

Jacobbix: Look. Idk who you are, or what you want, but you don't have to act bitchy.

Troyesivan: i see someone has got an exciting vocabulary

Jacobbix: What. Do. You. Want?

Troyesivan: i did not start following you okay???

Jacobbix: What?!

Jacobbix: You're starting to give me a fucking migraine.

Troyesivan: 1st- no time for twenty one pilots references...

Troyesivan: 2nd- how am i giving you a migraine already??? we just met... Shit. you must have a temper...

Troyesivan: 3rd- let me Fucking finish...

Jacobbix: Whatever. Just hurry tf up.

Troyesivan: my brother said that I need to be on the internet more so he made me make all of these pointless accounts on all of these pointless websites

Jacobbix: Okay. So, where do I fit into all of this?

Troyesivan: let me Fucking finish...

Troyesivan: apparently he follows you and he thinks you are a good person to follow

Seen at 3:37

Troyesivan: it has literally been 20 minutes and you still have not replied

Jacobbix: Oh, I didn't know if you were still explaining. I didn't want to interrupt you again.

Troyesivan: oh thank you that is kind of sweet

Jacobbix: Why are you saying thanks. I wasn't doing it to be polite to you. I was doing it so I didn't get yelled at by your beast again.

Troyesivan: whatever

Troyesivan: so

Jacobbix: So, what did you expect this to be?? Like some buddy-buddy thing. because, sorry to break it to you. I don't keep any friends around.

Troyesivan: oh my god

Jacobbix: What?

Troyesivan: does that mean you have friends

Troyesivan: they are just not around

Jacobbix: Don't be an ass.

Troyesivan: do not be a Dick

Jacobbix: Fine.

Troyesivan: good

Jacobbix: I won't be a dick.

Jacobbix: If you don't be an ass.

Troyesivan: deal

Jacobbix: So?

Troyesivan: sooo

Jacobbix: Soooooo??

Troyesivan: soooooooo

Jacobbix: Don't you have friends?

Troyesivan: no i am a completely lonely person

Jacobbix: Same.

Troyesivan: okay

Troyesivan: so if we are going to be good then you should know

Troyesivan: i have severe anger issues

Troyesivan: or so that is what my therapist says

Troyesivan: i think he is over exaggerating a little

Troyesivan: i just really hate stupid people

Troyesivan: that is what makes me angry

Troyesivan: stupid people

Jacobbix: Who said I want to be "good"?

Jacobbix: And one thing you should know about me is I have a small problem with authority.

Jacobbix: Or so that's what the judge said.

Jacobbix: I think he's over exaggerating a little bit.

Jacobbix: I just hate stupid people.

Jacobbix: That's what makes me say and do stupid things.

Jacobbix: STUPID COPS AND PEOPLE.

Jacobbix: Mostly just people who try to tell me what to do.

Troyesivan: we have a lot of things in common

Troyesivan: not saying I want to or anything

Troyesivan: but we would be good friends

Jacobbix: We should.

Jacobbix: Fuck! I meant would.

Troyesivan: sure you did

Jacobbix: Whatever.

Jacobbix: So, do you wanna be friends or whatever, or not

Troyesivan: sure

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 13, 2017 ⏰

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