"He's seriously done nothing worthy of any praise here, so what the hell is he thinking? All he's done is just write a bunch of short, mediocre, crappy stories that have no line of sense at all! So why now is he taking it so seriously? There's no explanation at all, absolutely no way to wrap your head around it, it's like trying to explain why the the wheel is round it's just stupid. Is he seriously writing something that can lead somewhere for once? Will he honestly put forth some effort and use his slightly above average literature skills to make something somewhat decent?" HA! Fat chance are you crazy why the hell would I ever do something serious? This hole account is a joke and it's gonna stay that way. So what if my stories aren't popular they aren't for you, don't be so selfish. I do this for my own enjoyment and sexual pleasure. Yeah I get off to writing shitty stories so what, you don't know me. I'm at the peak of pure bliss, this is the good life so get used to it! I'm on a downward slope and can't be stopped, this is the pinnacle of enlightenment! I'm totally joking please follow me and like my stories I need all the help I can get this isn't serious at all it's all a joke please laugh at my shallow sense of humor with me.