Me: *Spawns* HELOOOOOO WORLD
Pig: Sup
Me: TALKING BACON!!!
Pig: No! Im a pig.
Me: Exactly! BACON
Pig: SHUT THE HELL UP THERE IS NO BACON IN MINECRAFT!!
Me: PORK!!!
Pig: *starts runnig* THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF FUNNY???
Me: NO *chases* THIS IS *world under pig falls into lava*
Pig: Oh fu** *falls into lava pit*
Me: :P *cow walks by* Well hello stake.
Cow: Moo.
Me: Shh. Don't worry ths won't hurt *takes bucket and milks cow.* See
Cow: MOOOOOO
Me: Shh SHh. *stabs cow with sword* Yum :D
Cow* dieing* MOOOooooo.............
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Guys this one sucked kinda i know. I working on a lot more. I will be doing ones with other eople's usernames so put yours in the comments if you want in!
