Ok so hey welcome backkkkk! I'm currently just playing some minecraft, I love minecraft.
"Hey j-" asked daddy Edward.
"Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft!" I yelled.
Oh no... what have I done.... he gonna beat me.
"Ummm.... excuse me?" Oh he's mad... really mad.
"I meant umm... I love you?" I replied.
At that our dog hybrid Greg walks in, we're not sure what dog he's mixed with but we're pretty sure it's husky. We're assuming that because his left eye is s pretty blue, his right is s pretty grey...
"Are you even listening to me pet?!" Daddy yelled.
Fuck.
"Ummm... no I'm sorry! Please don't beat me! Please! I'm sorry!" I exclaimed.
"Nope it's to late get over here!"
He punishments were so bad he always spanked me until my ass was the color of my blood... which he loved. So I always tried to get out of it, which took a lot of work. But it never worked unless he was super busy with the business (which I'll tell you about later) or with something else. But I assume watching dog with a blog with Greg isn't busy.
"Get on the bed Jeff and don't make me ask twice."
"Please don't daddy Edward! I'm really sorry please! I didn't mean it I was copying a meme I seen online!" I explained.
It was true I was just looking at meme vines and I seen that and thought it was funny. But I knew I wasn't getting out of it. Shit.
"NOW!" He yelled.
I scurried to the bed. Got on all fours. I could hear Greg snickering behind me.
"GREG OUT!" Yelled daddy Edward.
Gregs only runs when daddy's mad which is rare.
"Now... are you ready?" Daddy asked.
HA CLIFF HANGER. Hope I made someone laugh? Other then my mom. -carol.
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Mystery / ThrillerThis books just for fun, so don't be a dick. Ok? If this book gets 3 reads I'll walk into Walmart blasting cupcakke as loud as I can. I was running... I could hear the foot steps.... they were getting closer... and then they were on me.... and ever...
