The Aristocrats Joke-Brandon Rogers

The Aristocrats

So a family a mom a dad brother a sister a baby,and grandma is there for fun, they walk into a talent agents office and they tell the agent, "We got a great act for you it's going to knock your socks off!". The agent tells them "We don't do family acts,they're too cute". But then the dad says "But this a type of cute that you've never seen before,you're going to like it I promise!". Then the agent tells them "You have two minutes, let's see what you got".

Then the mom and the dad start profusely making out, and the agent gose "This a weird opener but I'll stick with it".(Just wait till the children get all up in there,tounge and cheek literally...)

Then the sister starts to kiss the dad and the mother starts to eat the boys ass hole,pretty soon the whole family's locked in this terrible orgy that there's no escape from. (They have reach the point of no return...)

As the orgy begins to happen they begin to rotate,even the baby who's  being used as a dildo. They are all rotating exept for grandma who's outside side the rotation of orgy because someone has lick the dirty parts as they go by...

And now there's just sweat and cum and piss and there's blood because things get crazy, (but it's ok because they're all related...so it's fine)

Now the agent,The agents already called 911 by now. He stared dialing when he saw the brother stick a glass rod up his penis, and bending it, like a glowing stick, you just hear a hand full of pops and he fucks his sister with his tiny baby dick. (she's not loving it)

He gets a bit excited,and he ends up cuming the bloody glass shards into her sisters child cunt. (that wasn't a part of the act). Mean while, mom's blowing dad (right in front of the kids -_-). Grandma is eating the babies ass hole, the babies eating cat food.

By now is a good time to say that the mother is retarded, but not just acceptably retarded, wheel chair retarded. (which is great because those drool alot, so you always have a looped hole, which was exactly what they were using. (she wasn't sure which one she hated more XD)

Pretty much any bottlely fluid you can think of was just smeared across in this poor agents office,especially the tears.

I haven't forgotten about grandma,she grts on the agents desk and pulls out a cross bow and shoots a grappling hook into the roof and repels down off the desk, across the room, pussy first into her grandsons dick. They both fall over, the grandson cracks three ribs, He dies. His last breaths were sucked out of him by the orgazim he was having shooting his little cum load upside grandma.

Meanwhile the dad punch fists the daughters front butt, the mother is smearing her shitty clostumy bag all over her devolping tits.

The baby,I forgot about the baby. So his head came off somewhere along the way...

So the dad picks it up, you may be thinking, "ugh a decapitated babies head" but the dads think, "Oh a new whole". Now what do you do when you find a new hole (We make it bigger)

(Now here's where it gets gross) by now the mother has fallen off her wheel chair and is convulsing onto the ground because some where during the ACT she missed her douse. They put the headless babies corpse onto the wheel chair, and tie a long ribbon across the room to sling the baby out the window, barely missed the agents head.

The brothers penis is inside of the daughter, but he's not attached to it, she cuts it off and uses the blood as trible paint. (You can't tell the difference between the brother and the sister at this point).

The daughter pulls out a noose, ties it to the chandelier, puts her neck through it, flat out hangs herself. Obviously the family uses it as a piñata. You can imagine, beating a kid over and over  (with metal bats by the way), You can image how it gets softer and softer beats because you're just breaking her into fine bits from the inside. And you can imagine what's dripping on the ground, different shades of red, and green for some reason? (brothers cum...thats dripping out of her aswell).

They start spinningher, so all her fluids are shooting across the room, By now dad has filled up two condoms fully with cum, and uses them as cum chucks on his dead daughter(actually she's not dead yet, she's still dying)

(did I mention that the family's black? You'd probably thought they were white this whole time XD) Her last memory was probably her dad's cum in her right before she blacks out, and the agent gose "I've never seen an act like this in my life! What do you call yourselves?!". Then the dad limps up (He's limping because you can imagine himself, terrible sexed life, shit got broke, one of his eyes is dead) Now the dad limps up to the agents desk like a Walmart employee and slams his hand on it and says "Can I see your pocket knife?" and the agent gose "Alright this man's insane" and gives him the pocket knife. The dad carves The Aristocrats into the desk and fills the groves with cum right before he slots his own throat and dies next to his wife who's still breathing involuntary because the oxygen tanks are still pumping her lungs...

Now the whole family is dead at this point, this wasn't even an act, it was a mass suicide disguised as a audition. (It's part of their religion) Cops arrive, and the agent is arested for mass murder...THE END