Justin Beaver: Baby baby baby ohhhh!
Fangirls: OMFG I LUB U JB MARRY MEH OMG!
JB: *throws kisses* you are all my babes
Fangirls: *faint*
Shadow: *kidnaps him*
Jb: Ahhh! Ohhhh! Ahhh! Ohhh!
Shadow: *ties him to a chair*
Jb: Who are u?
Shadow: It is I.....
AUNTIE
Jb: AHHHHH ARE U MAMAS SISTER
Auntie: YEAH. And don't remind me of that pathetic use of a furby.
Mama: *in the living room swinging from the ceiling fan*
JB: What are you gonna do with me?
Auntie: Sing! Or else ill kill u! :D
Jb: BABY BABY BABY OHHHHH!
Mama: *hears* WHAT THE FU- *explodes*
Tattletail: MY EARS! MY EARS! *explodes as well*
Boy: *sees metal pieces on floor* DANG NABBIT NOT AGAIN
Jb: BABY BABY OOHHHHHH MY *farts*
Girl: U BRING SHAME TO BEAVERS
*later*
Reporter: And here is the house we see that is on fire due to rabid screaming and to toxic gas. Hopefully it doesnt spread *falls over dead*
Cameramen: *falls over dead and cameras break*
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THE SCARY MOMMY [Tattletail On Crack]
RandomOnce upon a time lived a teletubbie named Poopsie and den she farted and became a furby. Her name wuz changed to Mama. If u don't read dis Mama will turn u into a teletubbie and eat all ur cheese Warning: Strong dose of Stupidity and crude humor
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