Red vs Blue Oneshots

*thud* "I WAS ASLEEP!!"

Agent Washington was curled up on the air mattress, cocooned in his blankets, snoring softly. After a long day, it felt nice to just relax and sleep.

Maine, on the other hand, was still awake, just leaving the training room to head back to his and Washingtons shared room. The taller man was exhausted and just wanted to flop into bed and curl up with his boyfriend.

Shuffling tiredly into the room, and changing into his muscle top and some shorts before he flopped onto the bed...

... and sent his lover flying five feet into the air, to the left and into the wall.

All Maine heard was "F*CK YOU MAINE!!! F*UCK YOU!!"
"Maybe later." Maine smirked.

Later on, in the med bay, Washington was laying in a bed with a concussion. He had hit his head after being launched into the wall.

"You okay?" Maine asked, crawling into the bed with his boyfriend and pulling the covers over both of them.
"I'll be okay."