the vampire who fell in love with a werewolf

once upon a time there was a vampire. His name was Andrew. He ate at this restaurant that served fried handicaped people from Malasia daily. His favorite was fried brains served with salty" fried cat ears. One day, as he strolled towards his usual diner, he saw a hairy black kitten with a gold earring.

"Oh no!!!" he thought. "Black cats are bad luck! I better take him into the restaurant and ask them to fry it for me."