Can you relate, jokes, and text fails!!!

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Can you relate : 

Seeing your phone at 5%

I got time

Seeing your phone at 1%

Suddenly turned into Superman looking for the charger.

Joke:

Boy: Is Santa Claus real

Mother: Um,  yeah.  But,  you have to catch him for him to give you magical powers!

Boy: Really?!

Next day

Reporter: 8-year old boy arrested for kidnapping old men. 

Text Fail:

Mom: Get hand

Teenager: Wut

mom: Just do it

Teenager: Okay.  .  .

10 minutes later

Mom: I meant get him! Not your hand!!! Autocorrect.

Teenager: That would've been helpful 5 minutes ago. . .