There are six frendship groups in our school:
The Popular Kids
The Well Known Kids
The Kids That Think They're Tough
The (Almost Non Existent) Quiet Kids
The Nerds
And The Regular Kids That Always Sit In The Same Spot For Lunch (thats me)
Then theres The Outcasts. The kids everyone knows and hates. Hates paired work (because they can never get a pair) and any form off happiness of selflessnes. Now theese are the kids who have a choice. Be socially isolated for the rest of their school lives or, join the nerds. There are quite a few ways to become an outcast. Theese are: Touching people, being weird, being ginger, being stupid, wearing flares, staring, being weak, being a teachers pet, grassing on ANYONE to the teachers, getting As, being smart, being socially awkward and the most easy way, fighting with a popular kid or, a well known kid with a popular friend. Now everyone is or does at least one of theese things. Getting away with it or, using it to be funny is how you avoid becoming a social freak.
The Popular Kids are who you need to look out for. If your a girl, keep you eye (but don't stare) on the girls and if you a boy, watch your back for boys. A popular kid can strike at any time. They like to act energetic and pretend like they don't know you. Some of their favorite quotes are: 'Who are you?' 'What's that smell?' 'What's your name?' and my personal favorite, 'Have you ever kissed a boy?'. Now you have to be super carefull how you react/ respond. I like to stick to theese simple answers.
Who are you= Hi i'm ....(your name)
What's that smell= What smell?
Whats your name= Hi i'm (your name), what's your name?
Have you ever kissed a boy= Probibly ages ago.
Now for the Well Known Kids. The well known kids usually have a popular best friend or sibling. Ok, remember back to transition week, when you got to find out how bad your school was. Yeah that's the one. Well becoming well known is the first step to becoming popular. For example, do something stupid, nice, be loud or chat back to a teacher. You then have a chance at becoming popular.
The Kids Who Think They're Tough are the ones that will get on your nerves the most. This common breed of social species can form in any popularity group. This is why they are extremely dangerous. They mostly threaten people and then back down or make an excuse. They also tend to lie a lot and most of them are stupid so I would say they're more frustrating then anything. If they are alone however, they act like afraid little mice. I have known a few to cry when they get told off/ punished as well.
Now The (Almost Non Existent) Quiet Kids. There is honestly not much to say about this newly discovered species of human, as usually they are not part of any drama, argument, social event. I have been studying them very closely and seem to have befriended one. Although I don't spend that much time with her (at risk of being labelled a quiet kid) I have noted some unusual findings:
•They are always ether late or early.
•Most of them are short.
•I don't even know how half of them sound.
• The only time they speak is to say 'here sir/miss' on the register.
The Nerds, my favourite group to study. They all appear to be different with only a few common traits. Messy hair, good grades, talk posh, super annoying. Now on occasion The Outcasts will join the nerds, if accepted they will slowly turn into one and eventually become a nerd.
Okay, time for my group. The Regular Kids Who Always Sit In The Same Spot For Lunch. I know most about this social group because...well I'm in it. The most unusual thing I have found about this group is: We're all girls. There are no Regular boys which is why us regular girls never get boyfriends. But on the other hand I find that mine is the most loyal group. Which is a trade I'm willing to make.
