1ST JOKE
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where does your parent live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbors's house?
Me: If I tell it you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.
2nd Joke
Boy: The Principal is so dumb.
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: no!
Girl: I am the Principal's daughter!!
Boy: Do you know me?
Girl: No!
Boy: Good!! ( walks away )
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Impossibilities in the World
1. You can't count your hair?
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
4. Put your tongue back in full.
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Ten Things I know About You
1. You are reading this.
2. You are a human.
3. You can't say letter "P" without separating your lips.
4. You just attempted to do it.
6. You are laughing at yourself.
7. You have a smile on your face and you just skip number five.
8. You just checked if there is number five.
9. You laugh at this because your an idiot.
10. You are probably goin to send this or show this to others to see who else falls for this.
