Third Person POV
Coming in from the backyard with Frisk and Flowey you notice that the rest of the monsters were chatting in a whisper tone. To get it out of the way, you decide (dumbly) to break the silence and awkward whispers.
BY.
YELLING.
"YO!! My name is (Y/N)! I am the person that protected Frisk from a speeding car! If you have anything to say about me, say it loud and proud." You then walk over to a chair and sat down on it.
A fart noise enters the room.
Automatically, you stand up looking flushed and looked at your chair. There was a whoopee cushion right smack in the middle of the seat. You were certain enough that it wasn't there before.
"hehehe, the old whoopee cushion in the chair. never gets old." The shorter skeleton started to laugh like it was the funniest thing in the world.
"SANS! YOU JUST INSULTED THE HUMAN (Y/N) BY MAKING THEM THINK THEY DID SOMETHING GROSS IN THE AUDIENCE OF OTHERS!" The taller skeleton kept yelling at the one called 'sans'. You felt a tug at the hem of your shirt. You turn and see another monster, which you remember correctly is Alphys.
"J-just ignore him. S-Sans does this t-to everyone. It g-gets a little a-annoying honestly. S-so you're not a-alone. M-my name is A-Alphys, it's nice to m-meet you." Feeling comfortable around her, you decide to finally speak.
"Thanks, I'm sorry that I ran out. I kinda have a fear of large groups of people that I don't know, and all the attention is on me. Thus, why I did so badly in the public speaking portion of my classes." The two of you laugh.
"I can t-totally relate, s-sometimes I wish I had Undyne's c-confidence." You both turn to Undyne who now has the tall skeleton in a locked position for noogies. When you turn back you see the much BIGGER goat monster. He has a golden beard with two horns protruding his mane. Despite his size, you notice that his eyes show a kindness and warmth to him. Much like a fatherly figure type. A surge of something washes over you, you feel a bit dizzy."(Y/N)! Come on! It's time to go home! You don't want your mother to worry now do you?"
"I'm coming papa!"
A young man, about 5'11', is standing in a field of buttercup flowers. He is smiling and has his arms out to you. What shows most about him were us eyes. As kind and warm as they looked...They were red.
Coming out of your trance you feel a shiver down your back.
"Young one, are you alright?" The taller goat monster looked worried as you stood up straight. There was a small headache in your forehead, but it would be manageable with some Advil.
"Yes, I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me." He seemed relieved, but a bit hesitant.
"My name is Asgore, King of all Monsters. Thank you for saving Frisk." He looked genuinely happy and right next to you, somehow was Frisk. They seemed worried about you as well. Just to make them happy, you sat down on another chair. Before you plopped down, you checked the seat for anything on it. You ate some of the food Toriel had made and enjoyed everyone's company.Timeskip because it would take longer to write the scene
You were heading to your car when you hear the bushes rustle. Turning around, you wait for anything else to happen. Slowly, you crept towards the bush. Pushing away some of the leaves was the face of the deer-like monster you saved.
"Oh! Hi there!" You awkwardly waved to them. They seemed happy to see you here. Then you heard another sound behind you and roughly grab your shoulder. Out of instinct and self defense, you put the stranger at an arm hold with their arm twisted behind them. The monster now scared looked ahead and instantly grew to an annoyed face.
"heh, wow kid never knew bothering someone like you could be a handful." The shorter skeleton said, he was smiling but it was more of a nervous smile. You let him go.
"Sorry, I took self defense classes when I was younger. But I got to hand it to you, that was a pretty clever joke." He looked surprised, like he didn't expect you to do that. Then he noticed the monster that was at your side.
"ah, gyftrot i didn't expect to see you, what are you doing deer?" The monster just looks annoyed and rolls its eyes. "anyways, my name is sans. you're the one that saved the kid right?"
"Yeah, and you're the one that set up the whoopee cushion in my chair." Sans looks like his prank caused world peace. "But if you want to prank someone, try some new material. Otherwise you'll be predictable and beat you at your own joke and become the punchline." The Gyftrot behind had a smug look on his face while Sans was shocked. You walked around Sans to get to you car. When you swung your arm back, Sans grabbed it and when you turned to look at him, all you saw were two pitch black eye sockets staring at you.
"listen here buddy, the kid likes you so I'm not gonna hurt you. but if you hurt them or anyone else for that matter, so help me i'll- wha- hey!" Your arm was released when Gyftrot started to hit Sans with its horns. It gave you saying to get in the car and leave a door open for me. You got in the drivers seat and opened the door next to you. The monster stopped and hopped in your car and closed the door with one of its horns. You rolled down the window and looked at Sans with a glare that could melt ice.
"Do you really think I would hurt anyone here? All the people here seemed really nice and happy. I wouldn't dare to think about harming ONE. INNOCENT. SOUL. I saved this guy from a group of drunks for crying out loud!" You gesture to Gyftrot, who looks surprised at your sudden outburst. "I would never hurt anyone." You put your car in reverse and drove off the driveway. Before you left a dumbfounded Sans, you said something that he would never here from someone he just met. "I can think of a lot more jokes that are more HUMERUS than yours!" Then, your window rolled up and your car drove away.Sans POV (oh yea)
That human just said that to me. They said MY joke. Looking behind me, I couldn't help but feel a bit guilty. The kid did say their soul had a kindness feel to it, but I just felt a surge of justice after our little talk. I wonder why Gyftrot was wearing that scarf, they hate having things on them.
"SANS! COME ON! LETS GO HOME!" Papyrus yells when exiting Tori's house. Heh, my bro is so cool.
"heh, coming bro. hey did you think that human liked my jokes? i couldn't patella." I say just to annoy Paps.
"AUUUUUUGHH!!! SANS! NO MORE JOKES!" Papyrus started to scream incoherent words as we traveled to the car. Life is great... until the next reset happens.???? POV
"The girl was at a monster house."
"Were you seen?"
"Negative."
"Move to your base, then you can meet her tomorrow when you are prepared."
"Yes sir." Turning off the device, I look at the sky where the stars were shining bright. This girl, when she was outside she saw my figure. I can't let her know what is happening.--------------------------------------------------------------
It's here!!!! Sorry, I was enjoying vacation time with my family. I hope you like this chapter!!! If you want, you can comment some criteria. See you next time!
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