"MMM YESS" YOU SCREAM AS RALPH SCREWS YOU
YOU SCREAM OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU HIT YOUR CLIMAX AND LEMONS FALL OUT OF YOUR ASS. RALPH JUST LAUGHS. HE LAUGHED THE ENTIRE TIME.
YOU THEN LOOK OVER AND REALIZE THAT IT WAS FELIX IN A RALPH COSTUME!1!111!!!!!!
"FELIX?!?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MARRIED TO SERGEANT CALHOUN?!?!?!?" YOU SCREAM.
"WAT? FELIX? BUT ITS ME, RALPH"
YOU THEN REMEMBERED YOU HAD TAKEN LOTS OF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL BEFORE YOU GOT SCREWED BY THIS GIANT MAN.
YOU PASS OUT. 2 HOURS LATER YOU WAKE UP SOBER AND LOOK BESIDE YOU. BESIDE YOU IS KARKAT VANTAS AND DAVE STRIDER MAKING OUT. LAYING BESIDE YOU IN RALPHS OVERALLS WAS TEREZI PYROPE.
"TEREZI???? BUT YOU ARE FROM HOMESTUCK WHAT IS THIS FANDOM CROSSING SHIT AUTHOR-CHAN?!" YOU YELL PRETTY MUCH BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
BUT I REPAIR IT SAYING, "SHUT UP" AND RUN OFF WITH EXOTIC BUTTER STATUE OF A PUPPY.
YOU LOOK BACK AT TEREZI AND RUB YOUR EYES ONLY TO REALIZE BESIDE YOU WAS JUMIN HAN. (DAVE AND KARKAT WERE STILL THERE THO) YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF AND YOU WERE WEARING CAT EARS, TAIL AND A COLLAR!?!??!
YOU SCREAM AND START CLAWING AT THE COLLAR TRYING TO GET IT OFF. "I WOULDNT BLAME YA" YOU HEAR.
YOU LOOK OVER AGAIN TO SEE NICK WILDE IN THE CORNER. NOT ANY NICK, BUT THE NICK FROM THE SCRAPPED STORY PLOT ABOUT THE PREDATORS WEARING SHOCK COLLARS. YOU KNOW THE ONE.
"LET ME HELP YOU OUT (Y/N)" HE SAY TAKING OFF THE COLLAR, "ALSO WHY ARE YOU NAKED IN BED WITH METTATON?"
YOU LOOK OVER READY TO SCREAM BUT INSTEAD SEE TOM FROM EDDSWORLD?? AND THEN YOU LOOK BACK AT NICK ONLY TO SEE A FEEBLE MONSTER HIGH DOLL ON THE FLOOR IN HIS PLACE. YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN THEM AND WHEN YOU LOOK AROUND NO ONE IS THERE. THE ONLY THING IN THE ROOM IS A GIANT DILDO. YOU GRAB IT AND START PLEASURING YOURSELF. WHEN YOU HIT OUR CLIMAX YOU SQUIRT OUT TOMATO JUICE AND THEN LOOK AROUND TO SEE EVERYONE YOU HAD SEEN OVER THE PAST 3 HOURS DRINKING IT. EXCEPT DAVE AND KARKAT THO, THEY WERE STILL MAKING OUT. SEEING THIS MADE YOU MOAN AND EVEN MORE HORNY SO YOU SHOVED RALPHS FACE IN YOUR WOMANLY PARTS ONLY TO REALIZE IT WAS THE MONSTER HIGH DOLL AGAIN AND THAT EVERYONE WAS ACTUALLY JUST DOLLS OF THEMSELVES. YOU SAID, "SCREW IT" AND GRABBED THE DILDO AGAIN, USING IT. YOU SCREAM AS IT ENTERS BUT SOON THE PAIN TURNS TO PLEASURE AND THEN YOU PLEASURE YOURSELF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. BTW YOU ARE IMMORTAL.
THE END.
