Bob Duncan's Morning Routine

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🎵HEAT OF THE MOMENT🎵 Bobbo Dunc wakes up with a snarl. He looks at the time, 6:15pm.

I woke up early today, thinks Bob. He almost goes back to sleep, but then realizes it's a Tuesday, which means he has to go to work. He then procedes to get ready for work in .07 seconds.

"Well, guess it's time to go back to my boring job" Bob says to himself. But then he remembers that his job is being an actor(he's not an exterminator in this story just deal with it), which is not boring at all. In fact, Bob loves his job, because he gets paid 3,000 dollars every day.

Bob is about to crawl out the window, but then Amy Duncan, his annoying wife, reminds him that he hasn't had any breakfast.

Dunco gasps in completely real shock. "Oh yes, of course! How could I forget! That's my sixth favorite meal!"

So Bob DUNNNN and Amy sit at the round table of dim lighting to eat their delicious breakfast of bowls filled with maple syrup.

"This is wonderful! How did you make it?" says Bob.

"Thanks. And I just went and got some maple syrup from a tree in our backyard. Then I cut it down so that we can use the wood to make a fire and have roasted marshmallows this weekend" replies Amy, her mouth full of food.

After breakfast Bob DUNcan goes outside and says hi to his neighbor B2O1 Donald Duncan (similar name, different person), who he is secretly in love with.

Bob Duncan then gets on top of his purple Subaru and takes his daily poop.

After taking his daily poop, Boop gets in his purple Subaru and drives to work. Bobb D thinks to himself, This is going to be a great day!

My brother stole my phone aand wrote the part about the Subaru. I'm sorry

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