(Don't read if you don't have a sense of humour)
Phil had bought a tortoise...
Dan was not happy
They where bored
So Phil said "hey dan you wanna play with the tortoise?"
"Ummmnnnn DAFUQ m8?!"
"Oh come on dan it will be fun"
"Fine"
So Phil got the tortoise out of its cage and put it on DANYUL lap
Dan shat himself
The tortoise kept biting dans DIACK
dan screamed in pain
Phil laughed his ass of
Dan started crying (literally)
Phil pissed himself
The tortoise died
Phil said "dan u wanna have the secks "
Dan said"umm ok"
They went to the bathroom
They got naked
Dan sat on the sink
Phil ate his DIACK
Dan jizzed
Phil swallowed
Then dan did it to Phil
The tortoise was still ded
The end
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SocRac so here is my version
I know it's rubbish (for the bants)
Hope you liked it xxxxx
