"Leela... It's me. Um, I'm leaving. I love you. Goodbye."
It's supposed to be a sad farewell.But what can he say? He can't do anything right but at least committing suicide should be well managed and organized.
First. Make sure not to attract anyone. So your death would go very well without any distraction. Well, by distraction I mean, people who 'cares', but actually don't, telling you to think about your decision all over again though you thought about it for months, then they started to ramble about life and you were like 'shit, he talks to much, looks like I had to postpone my death again'.
That's why make sure you die, somewhere they can't find or see you.
He looked around, making sure no one was there. The place was surrounded with pine trees and the ocean was still there, nothing unusual happened. No one there.
Check.
Second. Committing suicide, you're supposed to have a reason. A reason that makes human brain stopped functioning. For example, "Why did he killed himself?" "His girlfriend cheated" "..Oh..".
And that's one of the reason.
So, reason? Check.
He walked to the cliff, staring at the sun, waiting for it to set so he can at least die dramatically, and brag his death story to the death angels.
He waited, sitting on a large white rock near the cliff while busy playing 'angry birds'. He kept looking at his watch, waiting for the sun to set, but the sun was not that eager to set, she seems to like the idea of suffering humans.
Tired of waiting, he drove to Dominos and bought some pizza to fill his stomach. He even brought some beers on the way back to the cliff.
He ate in silence, waiting the sun to set. He drink bottles of beers and it didn't took long enough to kick him off.
"Shit...I drink too much."he grumbled, palming his face. He stood up, wobbly. Looking at the mess he made. He groaned annoyed at his mistakes.
The sun already began to set, sky started to change it colours and the birds started to fly home. He took a glance at his watch, making sure it was the right time to die.
"What am I kidding? This is the right time to die!" He cursed, running as fast as the lightning before jumping off the cliff with his arms wide open, screaming hysterically.
Probably, regretting himself.
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