Look Through My Eyes

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I was always the black sheep of the family. I don't know what exactly I am. Human? Well, that's what I thought until the first week of school happened. I was in the weight training room, running around the loop until I heard a half-grunt sound.
"What the...", me being curious, I investigated.
I tried to call for someone but everyone was too busy doing whatever they were doing. Mostly lifting up 20 lb weights to be exact.
I heard the sound again. I hurried my pace to find a pig. A humanoid pig. I was genuinely aghast at what I saw.
"Okay. Pig human. I come in peace.", Is the first thing that came to me.
It grabbed me by my arms and dragged me down under the Y to a elevator. We hopped on and was transported to a ship. A space ship to be more precise. A upside down trash can creature came towards me.
"Who are you?", it said in its high pitched voice.
"Honda. Like the car company.", I said very calmly, "Don't shoot me, please?"
It lifted its sucker thing at me. Before lowering it down.
"You are one of us!", it said.
"Hell no! You are a bloody annoying!"