"ERK-!!" Seiji squeaked in suprised when Karamatsu came out of nowhere, well he came running from next door leaving a trail of dusk and immediately jumped on his only son
"Holy shit C!" Osomatsu barked a laugh, holding his stomach as he watch Karamatsu cooed Seiji on the floor while the latter started squirming "MY LITTLE TULIP-!!!"
"DID HE JUST CALL ME TULIP-!?!?"
"WHERE WE'RE YOU!?!?" The blue matsu pulled away, staring at Seiji as he stared back nervously, Karamatsu might be a painfull sweetheart, but when he's angry.. well let's just say he's the second oldest for a reason
"Uhh... osamu started an ask book..." he replied, pointing at the readers, again breakinh the fourth wall "and... it's about us?"
"Come on Karamachuu~" Osomatsu kneeled down and wrapped his arm around his little brother's neck, grin still in place "you finnaly get a chance to get asks from your karamatsu girls!"
Karamatsu beamed at the mere thought, but let out a dramatic 'heh' before speaking "that is very flattering of them, but alas, my heart has already been stolen by a beautiful rose-!"
"STOP IT YOU'RE BREAKING MY RIBS!!!!" Osomatsu screech, rolling around on the floor while Seiji scowl and rolled his eyes "some adult you guys are..."
"HEY!!!" Osamu exclaimed loudly, making the three other in the room halt their action "WE FINNALY GOT OUR FIRST ASK!!!" he grinned, showing his teeth as he points toward the computer screen
"See! I told you patience will get you rewards!"
"You never said that!" seiji groaned, letting his father helped him up while Osomatsu goes and sat on the couch "what's the question, dear nephew?"
Osamu cringe for a moment, his grin turned crooked as he laugh awkwardly "i told you to call me Osamu, Karamatsu-san.."
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"H- h- h- how we met the girls!?!?" Karamatsu's face turned tomato red while Osomatsu laughed at the blue matsu misery "aw come on Karamatsu~! You're acting like the time the kids asked where babies come from!"
The oldest matsu reply made Osamu squeaked and bury his red face on the couch pillow while Seiji shuddered "that was the worst 20 minutes of my life"
"Oh hush! Anyway, it was a romantic way of meeting actually" Osomatsu claimed, while the three other had the look of 'are you serious' "don't give me that look! And anyway for me it was romantic-"
"Yea sure~" a new voice, a girl to be exact, cuts in followed by a chuckle "if you call accidentally sending a picture to the wrong number romantic.." a tan woman was leaning on the door frame, wearing a black sweater and light blue skinny jeans, her black hair was tie into a long ponytail
"Mother!" Seiji suddenly smiled, making Osamu gape at him "you're already back-"
"MY SWEET HONEY!!!" the next thing anyone knew, Karamatsu was hugging Karako, his arms around her waist as he began attacking her face with kisses making her giggle, stopping when he opened his mouth to speak "YOU'RE BACK!!!"
"Welcome back Karako-san!" Osamu waved happily while his father pouted "oh boo~ did you have to ruin it?"
"Well it wasn't THAT romantic, i was just giving the askers real information"
"No fun~"
Osamu laugh "and about our life in the family? IT'S FUN!"
"Yea, if you call being a danger to mankind fun" Seiji crossed his arms, huffing as he turned away from Osamu
"Oh come on! It isn't that bad!"
"Osamu! We once blew up a building!"
"That was a long time ago~!!!"
"THAT WAS THREE DAYS AGO!!!!"
Osomatsu held a hand over his heart dramatically "I'm wounded Seiji~"
"Stay strong my brother!" both matsu had anime tears falling down their face
"..why am i even married to one of you?" Karako said in an amused voice
* Matsuno Karamatsu and Karako are ready to receive your asks
"Oi, oi what's with all the yelling?" a boy with bronze hair with pink hairclips and black eyes appeared making Osamu gasped "TOMIO!!! JOIN US!!!"
"....hell no"
"Hey!!! If I'm stuck here, I'm dragging you with me!"
