Mama: *confused* Who da hell is bendy
Author: lol.
Mama: SRLY. Who in the name of turd is bendy?
Author: U shall see. ...*disappears *
Mama: :O MAGIK
Tattletail: Kill me now
???: Yo yo wassap HOMIES
Mama: AHH ITS SATAN. PLS FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS I DIDNT MEAN TO KILL A TOILET
???: NU U DINGUS. I ain't Satan
Mama: .....are you my mother?
???: *facepalm* No. I am....
THE MAGICAL BENDY
Mama: SO YOU ARE A FAIRY?!
Bendy: YAS
Dawg: *magically appears*
Mama: IS HE ALSO A FAIRY?
Bendy: No he is the turd of boring lectures!
DawgAkaBoris: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME *triggered*
Mama: DESTROY TURD
Boris: *on hyper drive triggered*
Bendy: Huehue
Mama: *eyes turn red and grows sharp teeth* MaMa NoT aVaIlIbLe
Boris: UM BENDY WHAT DID YOU DO
Bendy: *sweats* Nothin
Mama: *attacks boris*
Boris: AHH FU-
Bendy: Oh my faking-
Mama: *screeches*
Bendy: I CHANGE MY MIND ATTACK THE MIRROR
Mama: *attacks a mirror* TURDDD
Boris: *ded* *not really*
Bendy: Geez
Mama: *shatters mirror* HMM WHO WANTS SOME MORE?
Bendy: AHHH RAN FUR UR LYFE *runs*
Boar is: *runs after him*
Mama: I WANT HOTDOG AND TWIST
Bendy: *suicides*
Boris: NO WHAT HAVE U DUN U IDIOT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE FIRST
Mama: *corners him*
Boris: AHH AHHH AHH
Mama: *sends him to cheese land*
Boris: Huh...?
Cheese Bendy: I AM ALIVE
Boris: CHEEESE *eats him* *plays a cheese clarinet and then eats that too*
Freddy Fazbear: SPONGES
Boris: U WERE SENT HERE TOO?
Neighbor: *burying a cheese person*
Person: I HAVE A LAWYER
Freddy Krueger: *eating a cheese horse*
Author: AHHHH TOO MANY CROSSOVERS WHAT IS GOING ON WHAT IS LIFE *ded*
Everyone: .......
Foxy: AYE THE AUTHOR DIED
Everyone:........
AHHHHHH FUUU FAK FUUU *panics*
Neighbor: VXWJSJDJSKSJSJS
Boris: AHHHHHHWKDJ
Freddy Fazbear: GAAHHH
World: *explodes*
Bendy: *purple shep voice * Ahahaha the world exploded like my compooper *does the whip*
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THE SCARY MOMMY [Tattletail On Crack]
RandomOnce upon a time lived a teletubbie named Poopsie and den she farted and became a furby. Her name wuz changed to Mama. If u don't read dis Mama will turn u into a teletubbie and eat all ur cheese Warning: Strong dose of Stupidity and crude humor