Welcome to the Ramen Militia, recruits! This is your Vice Dictator @NerdieFails here, telling you how to be part of our Cult!
1. Never Nissin. NEVER Nissin.
2. @G1immerGir1 is the bestest person on Wattpad no matter what she says.
3. BURN ALL NISSIN! BURN IT!
4. Eat Ramen as much as possible and never doubt its powers.
5. If there is Nissin in a ten-mile radius of you it must be destroyed.
6. KILL ALL NISSIN! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Thank you for your time.
