Green And Clean: An Inspirational Story It Is

Gotta Be Clean To Be Green

Ten years ago to this day, the day you are reading this, I was in a dark place man. Drugs, bitches and gang shootings. All things that can fuck a guy up, you don't know the people I have killed, get off my back.

After nine years of the same thing I grew bored. One of my homeboys came over one day and said "Sup cunt, want some of this new good shit?". Of course, I looked up at him as if he was god. To me he was, so I replied "Yoooo gimmie some of that goooooodddddddd shhhhiiiittttt bru!".

What he put in my small, gross paw was an IPhone 7 sized red pill. Huge I know.

SO I MOTHUFUKKIN DOWNED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS PUSSY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BRO YEEEA HAHA.

Dude, that shit brought be to another DIMENTION bro! I was flying and shooting lasers and shit like PEW PEW PEW. But then I saw myself, and I was like "Whoa fuck, what happens if I kill myself? Will I die in real yo? No! I can't do it!"

But it was too late.I saw myself explode like BWAAAM.That shit was too real yo! So when the trip ended I sat up like "Yo, my nigga Tyrone!" and he went "Yee Bru" and I was like "Fuck this dude, I killed myself and Ican't come back from that, Peace out" and as I was walking out the door I heard his final words to me. "...What?" For he was utterly amazed.

Today, I am an owner of a big business and happier than I have ever been. Peace out bread slice.