Hey it's deadpool

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White guy:I didn't order the family sizes pizzia.

Wade walks in throwing a piece of paper behind him.

Wade:no I did.

White guy:what are you doing in crib.

Wade points a gun at the white guy, getting ready to shoot him but put and pulls out a knife.

Wade:do you Rosie or rose am I saying that right.

Jack:can I have a tip.

Wade:that's a no go on the tip.

Wade:I'm here for you, so stop stalking the girl.

Wade points the gun at them then puts it back in his jacket and starts laughing.

Wade:I have soft spot.

They all start laughing at the situation then wade runs and jumps at jack, holding him against the wall.

Wade:even look in her direction you will know I have some hard spots, that came out wrong.

Wade kiss Jack's head and smile.

Wade:or did it.

Wade walks over to tai house comes in with a grin.

Wade:honey I'm home.

Ruby runs at wade wrapping her arms around wade, he couldn't help but smile.

Tai:is it done.

Wade:yeah.

Tai:thanks wade.

Wade:any time.
     
Ruby:thanks uncle wade.

Wade: sure thing kid, got to go we ya.

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