Robert the Chicken
Robert the Chicken was bad
Until he became rather glad
Since this chicken had depression
He often had some aggression
Robert would bully everyone around
While he just watched as they drowned
Even though this chicken was upset
He eventually had nothing left to fret
Roberts owner came to him one morning
Once he had finished snoring
If only Robert had left right then
Then he still would be bullying people until the end
The owner decapitated Robert for food that night
Since Robert was the only chicken in sight
So while u eat your dinner in possession
Remember that Robert no longer has depression
Robert the Chicken
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Robert the Chicken
PoetryThis is a poem that I made for a friend. It was her ELA homework, so she sent me the guidelines and asked me for a topic. In response, I sent her this poem. Cudoos to Ashna for telling me the fun fact that chickens can develop depression. This one'...
