Chapter 1 Blond Jokes
Why can't a blond dial 911
She can't find the #11
Why does the blond dog have bumps on his head
By chasing parked cars
What does a blond say when you blow in her ear
Thanks for the refill
What do you call 4 blonds on the ground
An air mattress
Here about the blond that got a AM! radio
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night
Chapter 2 More Jokes
How do you get a Fat Michigan girl in to a elevator
Grease her Hips and throw a Twinkie in
Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat
He got pissed off
Why don't they play poker in the Jungle
To many cheetahs
What kind of dog tells time
A watch dog
Why did the turtle cross the road
To get to the shell station
Why do birds fly south
Because it's to far to walk
Where does a black bird go for a drink
To a crow bar
Why was santa's little helper desperate
Because he had a low elf esteem
What nationality is Santa
North polish
