Everything I Know, I've Learned From SUPERNATURAL

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Just a list of things I have learned from my favorite television show. Enjoy :)

1.     Unicorns kill people and have rainbows coming out of their asses

2.     Someone else besides me is scared to death by clowns

3.     Even grown men appreciate giant rainbow slinkies

4.     Two brothers can be heroes even when growing up in a broken family

5.     I want a ’67 impala when I’m rich, famous, and older

6.     Some pizza tastes like butt

7.     Kids are absolutely TERRIFYING

8.     Rock and Roll oldies never die

9.     Angels can burn your eyes out, heal you, transport you, put you to sleep, and be beautiful

10.But not all at the same time

11.Just because you come from an abusive father, you can still be a great father to boys who aren’t your own…

12.Joke wars can go very far before they must come to a stop

13.I want a personal trickster

14.Tricksters like sweets

15.Even guys can be ‘fangirls’

16.Sometimes sacrificing yourself for others can be the best way to go

17.Sometimes not

18.Destiny is real

19.There are three fates, and you want to avoid each of them

20.If you meet a Pagan God around Christmas, just use your Christmas tree to kill it

21.Always spike your eggnog

22.Never trust a demon, even the nicest one who gives you special knives and tricks to fancy guns

23.Addictions can be hard to kick, and it can happen to anyone

24.Angels aren’t as smart as most people think they are

25.Selling your soul only ever ends bloody

more to come! :) Tell me what you think! :)

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