Josh TØP

part 1

    You hear your phone go off and you look at it and it's a text from your boyfriend saying, "Hey just so you know it's not you it's me, I'm breaking up with you. I just need some space." Still in shock you throw your phone across your room and turn on the radio. You hear the radio announcer say, "Hey this is your last chance to get those TØP tickets all you have to do is call in and name this song." A clip of We Don't Believe What's On TV plays and you run to pick up your phone to call in. You dial the number, it rings and it goes through.

      The sound of the radio announcer's  voice fills your ears and he shouts, "You are lucky caller number 15, what's your name kid?" You stay calm and tell the announcer your name and say the title of the song.  "CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE TØP TICKETS AND BACKSTAGE PASSES" the announcer screams in your ear.

     You then sit back down on your bed, grab your keys, and begin the half an hour drive to the radio station. On the way there you go over and over in your head what you will say to Josh and Tyler. It all starts with OMG OMG OMFG I'm such a huge fan. Then it ends with you flirting with Josh.

      When you get to the radio station you are met by the stare of a rather attractive radio personality. He is 6'4, muscular build, blue eyes, and purple hair cut like Tyler's. He is gorgeous in every way and then he asks if you are the person who won the TØP tickets. "Y-Yes I won the..." you seem to mutter out. "How about this? You write down your phone number and I will call you if we need you to talk about your concert experience." He asks at firat in his radio announcer voice, then switches to what seems to be his normal voice; it was smooth and silky like chocolate, but it was also much deeper than his radio voice.

     You were happy to give him your number. As you walked out he shouted, "Nice Ass" and suddenly he was labelled a pig in your mind. In a split second you went from being a cute guy your phone number, to giving a guy who could potentially put chloraphorm on your tissues when you are in the bathroom, just so he can get laid.

     You drive home pissed, hoping that that guy doesn't ever call or text you. And then you remind yourself that he isn't worth your thoughts, and he is just a looser asshole who is just saying those things because he is overcompensating for his tiny dick.

THE NEXT DAY

     All you can think about is that concert. It doesn't start until 8 but you still get ready at 5 just for good measure. You decide to wear your Skelton Clique crop top under a tight leather jacket, with rippedblack skinny jeans. The whole outfit is tight, and since you are single now you can show off your cleavage. You don't care if you get cat called or not you are there just to have fun, and in the words of your mom, maybe it will be a deeply religious experience.

       You finish getting dressed, do a dark Smokey eye, cat eyes, and pair it with fake lashes and black lipstick. You pull on your black leather combat boots and leave the house. By now it's all ready 7:30. So you get in your car and start driving to the concert.

       Once you get to the concert, you realize that you have a lot of time and a backstage pass. You can use it for before and after the show. You walk back stage and right away you see Josh. He must have just walked off the tour bus; because he was only wearing a towel, his hair was wet and his skin glistened under the fluorescent lighting.

       He sees you and quickly runs into a random room. 10 minutes later he comes back out wearing pants and starts walking toward you.