Blobly - A Miley and Blobfish Ship

Their Story Begins

As you can see from the cover, Miley and Blobby would be a great couple. I shipped them Blobly. But that's not the point. Here is a story of how they met:

Blobby was just an ordinary blobfish, with an average life.

Miley was an average celebrity pop star that happened to be on drugs.

What happens when they combine?

Miley was shooting her wrecking ball music video, when Blobby entered the room. He was a production assistant, and decided everyone would love it if she got naked in the video. Especially him...

All the directors agreed (they happened to all be male) and so it was done.

After shooting finished, Blobby decided to congratulate her on her awesomeness.

"Hello Miley," he said charmingly.

"EWWWWW!" she cried. "SECURITY!"

"Relax friend. I will not hurt you. I just seem disgusting, but really... I'm silky smooth."

"Okay," she replied grudgingly. "Just don't touch me."

"Fantastic!" said Blobby, delighted with his accomplishment. "You're the first person to ever tolerate me."

He paused for a second. "Except in memes."

And so began their story...

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Everyday Blobby and Miley would see each other at work...

And slowly... she began to like him/her (I'm not really sure).

"Hello Blobby. How has your...um... mush... been doing?" Miley asked politely. She'd been cutting back on the... you know... I won't say... just for him.

"Good. Its just that there's a whole lot of it. Genetic mutation was obviously drunk."

"Omg!" she exclaimed. "Are you pregnant?"

"Ummm, maybe," he said unsure. "I think I'm just fat."

One month later...

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"I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL," Miley Cyrus said one day.

"Whoa," said Blobby, in shock, "You are a goddess of perfection!"

"YOU PIG!" shouted Miley. "WHAT ABOUT LIAM?"

To be continued...