Your boyfriend harry styles comes home after a busy night at the brothel.
"YOU BASTARD!" You scream. "WHAT WERE YOU DOING SLEEPING WITH THAT SKANK?
"NOTHING, WE DIDNT SLEEP TOGETHER!" Harry yells in defence.
"THEN WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING?" You yell.
"SHOPPING FOR A SUITABLE SUITOR FOR OUR DAUGHTER!" He yells.
"WHAT?" you say, shocked at him. Your mouth opens in shock.
"WHY ARE YOU SO SHOCKED" he shouts.
"I FUCKED SIMON COWELL" you blurt out. OMG! HOW COULD I TELL HIM THAT? You think to yourself.
"SWAG IS NOT YOUR DAUGHTER."
harry looks very sad. Then he swings back and punches you.
"HOW DARE YOU?!?!" he screams, sobbing.
Harry grabs you by the hair and drags you to the kitchen.
"SWAG! HELP ME!" You yell for your daughter.
"Swag can't help you now..." Harry whispers in your ear.
With that Harry grabs a knife and stabs you 666 times in the abdomen.
\\A.N//
Co-written by myself and a friend.
This a 100% comedy thing, none of it was taken seriously.
So please, do not go shopping for a suitor in a brothel and do not stab your significant other 666 times in the abdomen, please do not stab anyone actually.
Also if anyone names there child swag, you need to get help.
Love love love Ali and Ash.
