D3 & KriYaansh/SwaRon Topic Threads

KriYaansh Parodies

I found this parody on India Forums and thought to share it with you guys. So there's no copyright, it belongs to IF-Dazzler member Saumya_D3.

CHALLENGE FOR ALL YOU CRAZY KRIYAANSH FANS, GUESS THE ORIGINAL LINES OF THE SONGS & LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH ME AS I KNOW ALL OF THEM. READY? 3, 2, 1, BEST OF LUCK!!!

  Pyaar kii Yeh ek Kahaani suno
Ek Kriya Thi Ek Reyaansh Tha
Aur Unke saath Humari Pagalpanti kii kahani suno!!!!!

Kria auto se aa rahi thi
Rey bike pe aa raha tha
Takkar ho gayi dono ki
Ab jaane kya hoga
Takkar ho gayi dono ki
Ab jaane kya hoga!!!

Shaam hai hum hai aur hai parodies!!
Kriyaansh bhi hai..hum bhi hai..behke huye..
Chhayi hai...parodiyaan...
Laughing out loud with saheliyaan..
Kyun dukhta hai paith..
Kyun dukhte hai jaws..
Kriyanshians ko yeh hai pata...
Aaj ki shaam...gaana hai parody..aaj ki shaam...

Woh paas aaye
Hum muskuraye
KriYaansh ne na jaane kya
Sapne dikhaye
Ab toh humara dil
Jaage na sota hai
Kya karun haye
CV's bohot tadpata hai
Kya karun haye
CV's bohot tadpata hai

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein
Khayal aata hai...
Ki yeh CV's logo ko tadpaate kyun hain...
Aise humko CV's satate kyun hain!!

  Woh lamhe woh baatein
KriYaansh ke sirf wohi jaane
Thi kaise raatein ohoho barsaatein
Woh pyaari pyaari baatein
Woh pyaari pyaari baatein
Hume bhi jaanne

Aao na gale lagao na
Amar tum aao na
Shakti ke paas
Arsha ne jo aag lagayi
Apne husn kaaa a a a

Kriyansh ko jabse dekha toh yeh jaana sanam
Dori bandhna bhi kitna hawt hota hai yeh humne mana sanam
Ab hum marke kahan jaaye hum
Sab lut pit ke yahi gir jaaye hummm

Zara sa jhoom lun main
Are na re na
Aa tujhe chum lun main
Are nare baba na
Shakti chali banke hawa
Amar usse kuch toh bata

Ae bachoo, tu sunle mere rap ka yeh order
Ab khulke gaale tu, na koi simmi hai nicole bas hai bromance in order
Suno yaara suno ek rap kehna
Lut pit ke hai jeena, lambi parodies banao zara
Gungunalo, Muskuralo
Kriyaansh toh humesha marwayenge yahi
Thoda marlo fir zinda ho jaao, hum toh waise bhi besharam hai bachpan se hi!!

Jaadoo hai nasha hai...madhhoshia
KriYaansh ke jalwe ne kar diya fida
Inka look look hawa hawa
Inki jaadoo se hum ab bach ke jaaye kahan...

St.Louis mein jab Rey Kria ko taunt mare...
Kria kaise na sharmaye...
Oo... Kria kaise na sharmaye...

Hum bewafa hargiz na the...Par CV's wafa kar na sake...
Kabhi hain SwaRon..Kabhi KriYaansh
Hum differentiate kar na sake...!!!

Ajeeb parodies hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Yeh gaane the kaun se
Na hum samajh sake na tum
Mubaarke unhe ke joh
Inhe na pad sake
Warna has has ke..
Diwaar mein sar de marte...
Ajeeb parodies hai yeh..

KRIYAANSH
Tumse hii Pagalpanti shuru Hoti hai
Tumse hii DEATH aati hai
Tumse hii tumse hii
Hum sab BHATAK jaate hai
Graveyard bhii Kehlata hai Tumse hii Tumse hiii

YEH MAARNE WALE LOOK LOOKS, TU RU RU TU RU RU
YEH TEEKHE TEEKHE HUGS,
YEH JALWA WALE DANCES, TU RU RU TU RU RU
YEH HAYE RAMA JAISE WAAR,
DEKHA JO TUJHE KRIYAANSH , TABSE HUM NAHI SOYE YAAR

Baahon ke darmiyan, do pyaar mil rahe hain,
Jabhi light off hoti, tum mujhe hug karleti,
Ab toh kabhi switch on mat hona, bahon ke darmiyan!!!

JIYA JALE JAAN JALE
KRIYANSH KI HOTNESS DEKH KE JALE
DHUAN JALE DHUAN JHALE
HUMARE TV SE DHUAN JALE
JANU MAIN JANO TUM AISA KYUN HUA
KRIYANSH KI HOTNESS SE HUA!!!

Bole ladkiyaansh, bole jhalliyaan
Haye re hum ho gaye Rey kii deewaniyaan
REY TERE BIN JIYUN DARR HAI LAGTAAA
AAJA AAJA, HUMKO HUG DEJA DEJA, AAJA AAJA HUMKO HUG DEJA DEJA

Yeh hotty hotty aankhein
TURURU TURURU
Yeh gore gore gaal
TURURU TURURU
Yeh sexy sexy nazrein
TURURU TURURU
Yeh hiran jaisi chal
Dekha joh tujhe REY ohh..hua hai bura haal

Haye rama ka nasha abhi aankh se gaya nahi
Kriyaansh ka nashila lift scene humne chhoda nahi
Aankhein toh kholi magar Kriyaansh dream dekhna chhoda nahi
Haan wahi
Haan wahi
Rey ne Kria..Kria ne Rey ko dekha jaise woh sapna abhi hai yahi

HAYE RAMA YEH KYA HUA!!
HUM PAGAL HOGAYE
KRIYANSH ITNE HOT HAIN!!
KE HUM APNE PAGALPAN KO CONTROL NA KAR SAKE!!!

Rey to Kria: O gal ur mine O gal ur mine
Kria to Rey: Yeh dosti hum nahi chodenge
KRIA: YEH DOSTI HUM NAHI CHODENGE!!
REY:PLZ PLZ PLZ CHOD DO!! I BEG OF YOU!!!

ROOP REY KA MASTANA
KRIA KA PYAAR KYUN NAHI HAI DEEWANA
BHOOL PATA NAHI INSE KAB HOGI!

HUM THE ARSHA THE!!
AUR SAMA RANDEEN SAMAJH GAYE NA
JANA THA D3 KE SET PER POHOCH GAYE MENTAL ASYLUM SAMAJH GAYE NA
HAYE ANE ANE ANE ANE PAGAL HOGAYE!!!

I BET YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT TIME LAUGHING OVER THE LINES & CONTROLLING IT AS WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PARTICIPATING & I LOVE YOU ALL KRIYAANSH FANS!

@SarafWasima