Once upon a time, a little trash bag was born
That trash bag was Lauren. Lauren the cringe queen.
When she was birthed from the womb in the head she was like
Sup hoe's it me DAT BOI
Lauren diddly darn waddled away from her mother dearest and went to england and sat down and made a house w/ her sis Lucy
Then Lauren was liek
Shet I'm bisexual
And she texted the Scottish Jesus for help, then she noticed how amazingly beautiful and talented Scottish Jesus was.
They soon fell in love since Scottish Jesus was so amazing and everyone loved her.
But something happened
Scottish Jesus didn't want to be A girl anymore
Lauren
She spoke
Don't call me Jenn anymore k ???? I'm Tobi MKAY?!11!?1!
Lauren nodded
Okay Tobi
She blushed and had a nose bleed sine Tobi slut dropped.
Lauren and Tobi aka Scottish Jesus went into a slut drop comp
But Lauren couldn't drop it but Tobi could
Tobi won
Lemme smash
Tobi said
No Tobi
Lauren said as Tobi cried in the emo corner.
Later they smash and they birthed the Cat (the creator of the universe) from Laurens head.
Cat soon made her breasts look big which made them both very very very proud.
The Cat soon wondered off and took drugs and died
Rip
