( I will have swearing in this and this is influenced by an old youtuber I watched Called AngryVideoGameNerd)
As Avg sits on his couch bugs bunny jumps out and say "nah what's up doc" Avg looks up his face white as if it were snow " what the fuck you want you carrot eating piece of shit" bugs bunny grabs him by the color of his shirt pounding him to the gut left right and center until he lets out a gasp desperate for air, bug let's go and Avg drops, bugs kneels down and pulls out a cartridge, Avg looks up in pain and says "what the fuck is this shit?" Bugs replays in a serious voice " nah play the game doc" Avg replays in a cocky tone " I rather have a buffalo shit in my ear then play this damn game!" Bugs picks him up once more ready to punch him when Avg agrees to play the game, Avg sits down on his couch and places the cartridge into his Nintendo 64, and he says "well the game can't be that bad can it?" He starts off in a castle and you need to get a key for each room, "What the fuck am I suppose to do with this shit, besides why can't I jump over these damn rolling barrels" as he struggles to climb up the vines he does from a rolling barrel " How the fuck does one die from a barrel!" he shouts. This game is as if ghost and goblins and paper boy had sex, hell this game is worse then the mechanics in the game paper boy, no matter what you can't avoid the barrels you have a ducking midget running around at the bottom, and there is no way to stop them. Avg gets up and ejects the game cartridge, ( I'm gonna end it here on a cliff hanger..... so please comment your thoughts, because I almost pissed my self with the amount of thoughts in which I could make avg say but until then stay safe stay cool and stay fresh)
