But Not For Me [Yuri!!! on Ice]

Bucket Ol' Goodness

This is really just here so no one can say I didn't make a list. Also, if you didn't notice, half of these are just here because I was having fun with the character.

The List:

Win medals. All the medals.

Somehow convince Grandpa to let me adopt some more cats. Grandpa, they only scratch!

Beat up all those kids who keep calling me a pansy for figure skating and not die. Guys, it's an art.

Make the other Yuri retire. Forever. Of course, make him retire by showing him how much of an awesome skater I am.

Can I please meet that one guy from Yakov's training camp? You know, the cool mysterious one?

Get rid of that whole innocent kitten thing going on with my fans. I mean, what the fuck? I'm not 'innocent' or 'precious' at all!

Grow up faster. Oh, and maybe grow a beard like Grandpa. Beards are cool.

Win a million rubles and share them with Grandpa.

Be like Victor and become a legend. Just like Grandpa would want.

Find my mom.

Convince Victor to go back to Russia. And stay.

Drink milk. And get a hell of a lot taller.

Get everyone to acknowledge my talent and stop patronizing me via amazing ice skating. Guys, I'm already fifteen and I'm the one making money for my family—I'm done with your crap!